I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel

I Grew Up On Network Sitcoms. If Those Are Gone When I'm 65 Years Old, I Would Never Forgive Myself For Not Stepping Up To That Plate, As Often As Possible. I'm Already Bummed Out That Dvds Are Dying Off Because, In My 20s, Those Were A Huge Thing.

My Cat Brought Me A Toy. I Thanked Her And Threw It. She Sat There Gave Me A Look That Made Me Realize People And Dogs Are The Crazy Ones.

There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird.

Everyone Knows That There Are More People Watching Any Given Show Than Is Being Registered By The Nielsen System.

If Somebody's Cat Happens To Turn On The Tv, My Numbers Can Double. It's Almost Unrelated To What's Really Happening.