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I Read One Chapter Of A Book And Put It Down. Thank God For Kindle.

Rand Paul Is Taking A Week-long Break From Talking To The Media To Spend Time With His Family Before He Officially Announces That He Is Running For President. Because Nothing Motivates You To Be On The Road For Two Straight Years Like A Week Alone With Your Family.

I Didn't Invent The Rainy Day. I Just Own The Best Umbrella.

I'm Going To North Pole To Help Out Santa This Year.

In A Speech In South Carolina, Donald Trump Responded To Criticisms From Senator Lindsey Graham By Giving Out Graham's Personal Cellphone Number. Graham Knew Something Was Up When He Saw He Had More Than One Missed Call.