Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

I Need To Be On Drugs To Connect With Nature.