Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil.' Then We Hear, 'a Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.' What Are They Talking About? If Money Is So Evil, Shouldn't It Be, 'a Wise Man And His Money Are Soon Parted'? And Another Thing, How Does A Fool Get Money In The First Place? I Know Some Fools Who Have A Lot Of Money, But They Won't Tell Me How They Got It, And I Won't Tell Them.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.