People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.