Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That

Sometimes I Don't Tell The Truth, Which Is Telling The Truth About Not Telling The Truth. I Think People Don't Tell The Truth When They're Afraid That Something Bad's Going To Happen If They Tell The Truth. I Say Things All The Time That I Could Really Get Into Trouble For, But They Kind Of Blow Over.

Nothing Lifts Me Out Of A Bad Mood Better Than A Hard Workout On My Treadmill. It Never Fails. Exercise Is Nothing Short Of A Miracle.

I've Been Screaming At The Top Of My Lungs At My Family, 'work Out! Work Out! Old Age Is Coming!'

I Am A Part Of History Whether People Want To Take It Seriously Or Not.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon