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At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

For Someone Who Likes Tattoos, The Most Precious Thing Is Bare Skin.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

The Only Thing In The World You Can Change Is Yourself And That Makes All The Difference In The World.