So A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.

I Went Into A Butchers And I Said, 'i'll Have A Pound Of Sausages. 'he Said, 'i'm Very Sorry, Sir, We Only Serve Kilos In Here. 'i Said, 'okay Then I'll Have A Pound Of Kilos.'

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.