She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.