Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.