She Mailed Me A Merry Christmas-i'm-breaking-up-with-you Card.

Fear Is The Greatest Form Of Oppression. The Best Way To Rise Up In Protest Is To Live Your Life To Its Fullest!

I Love You. And I Want You, Too. But. However. Unfortunately...

Even With The Best Intentions, Growing Apart Might Just Be An Inevitable Part Of Growing Up.

It Kind Of Makes Me Wish That The Worst Thing That Will Ever Happen To Me Would Just Hurry Up And Happen Already. That Way I Could Live The Rest Of My Life In Bliss, If Only Because I Know How Much Worse Things Could Be.

I'm Not In Love. It's A Crush Which Is Why It Hurts. Crushes Crush. Otherwise They'd Be Called Awesomes. "i Have An Awesome On Him.