She Mailed Me A Merry Christmas-i'm-breaking-up-with-you Card.

Don't Stop Doing What You Love. Don't Let Your Future Be Ruined By A Bunch Of Loony Sand Monkeys.

There’s Too Much Tension In The World… What Hope Is There In The Middle East If You And I Can’t Make Peace.

He Always Loved Her Because Of, Not In Sprite Of, Her Flaws.

When You Say Too Much About Anything Important, It Always Ends Up Sounding More Trivial Than It Is. Words Trash It.

We Are Adam And Eve Born Out Of Chaos Called Creation Ribbing Me Gave You Life Yet You Forget There Will Always Be A Part Of Me In You Yes I Taunted And Tempted You With My Forbidden Fruit Does That Make Me The Serpent Too? Believe What You Will But If I Am Exiled Alone I Know We Will Be Together Again Someday Naked Without Shame In Paradise My Thanks To You For Being In On My Sin