I Love You. And I Want You,

I Don't Know If She's Making The Right Choice, But It's Not My Choice To Make. I Promise To Support Her, Whatever She Decides. Because That's What Sisters Do.

And So I’ll Let You Go, And Let It Be. Whatever

Then Again Maybe There's Something That I've Been Doing In The Privacy Of My Own Bedroom My Whole Life That I Think Is Perfectly Normal But Is Actually Illegal In Thirty-two States.

I Know. It's Shocking To Think That The Government Would Try To Stick Its Nose In Our Ladyparts.

What I Envy Most About You And Everyone Else Heading Back To School Is The Certainty Of It All. You’ve Got A Prescribed Set Of Requirements To Guide You Through The Next Few Years. Focus Your Energy On The Completion Of Those Assignments And You’ll Succeed. Guaranteed. Where’s My Syllabus To Guide Me Through Life?