She Has A Laugh So Hearty It

In My Opinion Turkey Is The Most Over-rated Critter For Eating Purposes In Kingdom Come But The Most Striking Example We Have Of The Power Of Propaganda.

The Race Is Not Always To The Swift, Nor The Battle To The Strong, But That's The Way To Bet.

He [will Rogers] Was America's Most Complete Human Document. One-third Humor. One-third Humanitarian. One-third Heart.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.