In My Opinion Turkey Is The Most

He [will Rogers] Was America's Most Complete Human Document. One-third Humor. One-third Humanitarian. One-third Heart.

Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy In A Parlor Car Seat.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

In My Opinion Turkey Is The Most Over-rated Critter For Eating Purposes In Kingdom Come But The Most Striking Example We Have Of The Power Of Propaganda.

Failure Is Always Present As An Actor. I Make My Living By Taking Chances. If I'm Not Risking Something, Then I'm Not Doing My Job, So I'm Constantly Failing. In Fact, I'm Trying To Fail Bigger. I Try To Focus On The Positive, The Moment, And Try To Realize Where I'm At In An Attempt To Understand The Failure.