Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.