Seriously. I'm Not Very Bright, And It

I Say Grace. I'm A Big Believer In Grace. I Happen To Believe In A God That Made All The Food And So I'm Pretty Grateful For That And I Thank Him For That. But I'm Also Thankful For The People That Put The Food On The Table.

That's The Ultimate Goal Of Most Turkey Recipes: To Create A Great Skin And Stuffing To Hide The Fact That Turkey Meat, In Its Cooked State, Is Dry And Flavorless. Does It Have To Be That Way? No. We Just Have To Focus On What The Turkey Is And What The Turkey Needs.

I Love Poking Fun At Myself. I Have A Rather Mean Sense Of Humor.

Cranberries Contain A Massive Amount Of Natural Pectins. They Will Gel All On Their Own, Which Is Why You Can Basically Make Cranberry Sauce Out Of Filling.

You Know Most Of The Food That Americans Hold So Dear - Things Like Hamburgers And Hot Dogs - Were Road Food, But Even Before They Were Road Food, They Were Peasant Food.