Selfish People, With No Heart To Speak

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

It Is Much Easier To Repent Of Sins That We Have Committed Than To Repent Of Those That We Intend To Commit.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.