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Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't Worth A Curse.

Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But Learning Has.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

The Greatest Thief This World Has Ever Produced Is Procrastination, And He Is Still At Large.