Scotland Has The Only Football Team In

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

Sometimes There's A Tackiness About Route 66 That Out-tacks Any Tackiness I've Ever Seen Anywhere Else. And The Meramec Caverns Are The Pinnacle Of That Tack.

I've Been A Poser For F--ing Years. I Say, Pose Your Arse Off. You Know, Have A Laugh.

I Don't Believe In Angels And I Have Trouble With The Whole God Thing. I Don't Want To Say I Don't Believe In God, But I Don't Think I Do. But I Believe In People Who Do.

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.