Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

I Love Steven Wright.

When I Trip, I Feel Like That's The World Saying Come Here For A Second. It Just Pulls Me Closer For A Second, Yeah What Do You Want? I Just Want To Remind You That You're Uncoordinated. I'm Aware Of That, Thank You... Can I Go Now? Yeah, You Can Go, But Never Ever Try To Outrun Me. Ok, World, See You Later. Yeah, I'll See You In About 50 Years.

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'