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Use Crazy Glue And Nails To Turn A Rocking Chair Into Just A Chair That Looks Like A Rocking Chair.

When Watering Your Plants, Try To Talk To Them - Say Something Like, Hold It Right There And Then Shoot Them With Water Gun.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed