Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.