Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The

One Thing That Corporations Do Not Do Is Give Out Money Out Of The Goodness Of Their Hearts.

Age Has Given Me What I Was Looking For My Entire Life - It Gave Me Me. It Provided Me The Time And Experience And Failures And Triumphs And Friends Who Helped Me Step Into The Shape That Had Been Waiting For Me All My Life.

Texas Liberals Are The Camels Of Good News. We Can Cross Entire Deserts Between Oases.

It's Hard To Argue Against Cynics - They Always Sound Smarter Than Optimists Because They Have So Much Evidence On Their Side.

Sometimes I Think Texas Exists As A Reality Check For Those Who Might Wander Too Far Toward The Precious.