It's Hard To Argue Against Cynics -

Pigs Get Fat And Hogs Get Slaughtered.

You Can't Ignore Politics, No Matter How Much You'd Like To.

I Know: "guns Don't Kill People." But I Suspect That They Have Something To Do With It. If You Point Your Finger At Someone And Say, "bang, Bang, You're Dead," Not Much Actually Happens.

The Thing Is This: You Got To Have Fun While You're Fightin' For Freedom, 'cause You Don't Always Win.

Texas Is Not A Civilized Place. Texans Shoot One Another A Lot. They Also Knife, Razor, And Stomp One Another To Death With Some Frequency. And They Fight In Bars All The Time.