It's Hard To Argue Against Cynics -

Calling George Bush Shallow Is Like Calling A Dwarf Short.

You Could Probably Prove, By Judicious Use Of Logarithms And Congruent Triangles, That Real Life Is A Lot More Like Soap Opera Than Most People Will Admit.

Next Time I Tell You Someone From Texas Should Not Be President Of The United States, Please Pay Attention.

We Often Seem To Be Swimming Through Such A Miasma Of Sexual Violence - In Advertising, Television Programming, Heavy Metal, Rap, Films, And Worst Of All, In The Home - That Even First Amendment Absolutists Sometimes Daydream About How Nice It Would Be To Have Government-as-nanny Just Outlaw All This Effluent.

Even I Felt Sorry For Richard Nixon When He Left; There's Nothing You Can Do About Being Born Liberal - Fish Gotta Swim And Hearts Gotta Bleed.