Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

I Would Never, Ever Do Anything As Vulgar As Having Fun.

Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

There's More To Life Than Books You Know, But Not Much More.

God, Come Down, If You're Really There - Well, You're The One Who Claims To Care!

My Parents Were Worried About Me, Certainly When I Became So Deeply Interested In Music And People Like The New York Dolls Who, At The Time, Were Very Peculiar Indeed.