Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.

I Have To Confess Here That I Am A Useless Cook.