I Have To Confess Here That I

I Am Amazed At Radio Dj's Today. I Am Firmly Convinced That Am On My Radio Stands For Absolute Moron. I Will Not Begin To Tell You What Fm Stands For.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.

Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being Unhappy.