Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing