Resolute, Adj. Obstinate In A Course That

Nature's Fortuitous Manifestation Of Her Purposeless Objectionableness.

Politician, N. An Eel In The Fundamental Mud Upon Which The Superstructure Of Organized Society Is Reared. When He Wriggles, He Mistakes The Agitation Of His Tail For The Trembling Of The Edifice.

Applause, N. The Echo Of A Platitude.

Bait, N. A Preparation That Renders The Hook More Palatable. The Best Kind Is Beauty.

A Comely Female Inhabiting The Mohammedan Paradise To Make Things Cheery For The Good Mussulman, Whose Belief In Her Existence Marks A Noble Discontent With His Earthly Spouse, Whom He Denies A Soul.