Nature's Fortuitous Manifestation Of Her Purposeless Objectionableness.

Non-combatant, N. A Dead Quaker.

A Bad Workman Quarrels With The Man Who Calls Him That.

Liver, N. A Large Red Organ Thoughtfully Provided By Nature To Be Bilious With. The Liver Is Heaven's Best Gift To The Goose; Without It That Bird Would Be Unable To Supply Us With The Strasbourg "pate".

Magic, N. An Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin. There Are Other Arts Serving The Same High Purpose, But The Discreet Lexicographer Does Not Name Them.

Envy, N. Emulation Adapted To The Meanest Capacity.