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I Walk A Lot In New York, Not For The Exercise But To Get From Place To Place, And Because It's The Way Of Having The Least Contact With Human Beings.

I've Done The Calculation And Your Chances Of Winning The Lottery Are Identical Whether You Play Or Not.

I Must Take Issue With The Term 'a Mere Child,' For It Has Been My Invariable Experience That The Company Of A Mere Child Is Infinitely Preferable To That Of A Mere Adult.

If There Had Been A Job Of Being A Reader, I Would Have Taken That, Because I Love To Read And I Don't Love To Write. That Would Be Blissful.

If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail.