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Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

Children Are Much Less Annoying [than Adults] And They Never Start Trends.

My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

If You Live In New York And You Have A Guest Room, You Have Guests. So I Think It's Best Not To Have A Guest Room.

I Had To Go On Tv With The President Of The Catholic League, Which Is Not An Official Organization At All, Just A Lot Of Catholics, Or Maybe It's Just This Guy. He Demanded To De-fund Art Completely And Argued That Taxpayers Should Not Pay For It. I Said People Who Represent The Catholic Church Shouldn't Talk About Taxes.