Remember, Life Is Just A Game And

Let's Play With The Career, If We Can't Find Anything Else To Do

I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously; My Sense Of Organization And Attention To Detail; My Memory; My Business - I Love The Business.

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

In Front Of The Camera And In Front Of The Lens, There's No Lawsuits, There's No Agent, And There's Most Frequently No Time Limits... There's A Longevity That's Kind Of Built Into It. I Spend Most Of My Time Behind The Scenes, And When It Is Time To Perform, I'm Genuinely Delighted To Do It.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello