I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously;

Give Me A Glazed Doughnut, And A Bottle Of Anything... To Go!

I Live And Breathe And Do Four Times As Much Four Times As Fast As Anyone Else.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

The Most Important Part Of Any Rock Song Is The Guitar Solo.

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.