Religion Isn't The Cause Of Wars, It's

Whenever I'm Giving Talks, I Always Ask People To Think Of The Most Obscure Questions Because I Enjoy Those The Most. I Always Get The Same Questions: Why Does Pickwick Say "plock" And Will There Be A Movie? I Like The Really Obscure Questions Because There's So Much In The Books. There Are Tons And Tons Of References And I Like When People Get The Little Ones And Ask Me About Them. It's Good For The Audience [and Also] They Realize There's More There.

Ordinary Adults Don't Like Children To Speak Of Things That Are Denied Them By Their Own Gray Minds.

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

If The Real World Were A Book, It Would Never Find A Publisher. Overlong, Detailed To The Point Of Distraction-and Ultimately, Without A Major Resolution.

...the Landscape Inside Lord Of The Rings Was So Stunning And So Stupendous That It Could Be Absorbed As A Form Of Nourishment.