If The Real World Were A Book,

"edward, Edward," He Said With A Patronising Smile, "there Are No Unanswered Questions Of Any Relevance. Every Question That We Need To Ask Has Been Answered Fully. If You Can't Find The Correct Answer Then You Are Obviously Asking The Wrong Question."

I Collect Ex-boyfriends -- And More Than Five, At Last Count.

Our Notions Of Self-determination Are, On The Whole, Something Of A Myth. We Are Governed Almost Exclusively By Our Own Peculiar Habits, Which Makes Those Who Rail Against Them That Much More Remarkable.

For Every Expert There Is An Equal And Opposite Expert.

If The Real World Were A Book, It Would Never Find A Publisher. Overlong, Detailed To The Point Of Distraction-and Ultimately, Without A Major Resolution.