Real Love Amounts To Withholding The Truth,

I've Been Keeping Diaries For 27 Years.

Like All Of My Friends, She's A Lousy Judge Of Character.

I Started Typing Diary In, I Don't Know, 1978 Or '79, But Then The Computer Changed That A Lot. Because With The Computer If You Were Writing And You Realized You Had Three Sentences In A Row That Started With The Word "he," You Could Fix That Right Up, Whereas On A Typewriter You'd Think, "well, I'm Not Going To Change The Whole Page. It's My Diary." So That Made A Difference.

My Family Isn't Really All That Different From Anyone Else's. Well, Maybe They're A Bit More Entertaining.

Actually I Liked That 'let The Right One In,' That Swedish Vampire Movie.