Ratings Don't Last. Good Journalism Does.

If Frogs Had Side Pockets, They'd Carry Hand Guns.

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I've Tried Everything. I Can Say To You With Confidence, I Know A Fair Amount About Lsd. I've Never Been A Social User Of Any Of These Things, But My Curiosity Has Carried Me Into A Lot Of Interesting Areas.

Those Market Researchers... Are Playing Games With You And Me And With This Entire Country. Their So-called Samples Of Opinion Are No More Accurate Or Reliable Than My Grandmother's Big Toe Was When It Came To Predicting The Weather.

They Say California's The Big Burrito; Texas Is A Big Taco Right Now. We Want To Follow That Through. Florida Is A Big Tamale.