I've Tried Everything. I Can Say To

They Say California's The Big Burrito; Texas Is A Big Taco Right Now. We Want To Follow That Through. Florida Is A Big Tamale.

A Lot Of Tight Senate Races Out There. Let's Hit Those Chips With Another Dash Of Salsa, Ed Bradley.

I'm Part Of Nobody's World Except Brezhnev's.

Now, I Know You Expected Me To Say That, Well, I Just Kick Back In The Rocking Chair, Fished A Little Bit, Listened To Willie Nelson Tapes And Watched Old Baseball Games On The Classic Sports Network. And, Tell You The Truth, I Have Done That For Maybe About Five Total Minutes.

I Respect And Empathize With Reporters And Editors Who Must Compete In Today's Environment. And I Know Full Well That When I've Been Covering Campaigns, Which I Still Do, I've Made My Mistakes And Have Been Far From Perfect.