President Obama Is In China. Also In

I Vote Democrat Because I'm Way Too Irresponsible To Own A Gun, And I Know That My Local Police Are All I Need To Protect Me From Murderers And Thieves. I Am Also Thankful That We Have A 911 Service That Gets Police To Your Home In Order To Identify Your Body After A Home Invasion.

Obama Said They've Had Some Glitches With The Affordable Care Website. I'll Tell You Something. If You Order A Pair Of Pants Online And They Send You The Wrong Color, That's A Glitch. This Is Like A Carnival Cruise, For God's Sake!

The Japanese Prime Minister Has Apologized For Japan's Part In World War Ii. However, He Still Hasn't Mentioned Anything About Karaoke.

United Airlines: Passengers Are Our Worst Enemy. We're Not Too Fond Of Luggage Either.

The White House Is Giving George W. Bush Intelligence Briefings. You Know? Some Of These Jokes Just Write Themselves.