Perhaps The Least Cheering Statement Ever Made

The Great Thing About New Jersey Is That It's Close To New York.

If You Feel The Urge To Write, Just Lie Down And Read A Book: It Will Pass.

What's The Point Of Being Young If You're Not Going To Make New Things, I Wonder?

Raisins Are A Thing That Lasts, They Come In Small Boxes, And You Always Feel Like Eating Raisins, Even At Six In The Morning. A Raisin Is Always An Appropriate Snack.

I Woke Up At Five O'clock In The Morning With The Whole First Paragraph In My Head. Now, This Just Shows What A Slothful Person I Am: I Tried To Go Back To Sleep.