If You Feel The Urge To Write,

I Think Humor Is Warmer, And Wit Is Colder. Wit Is Judgment, Whereas Humor Invites Some Sort Of Response.

I Wouldn't Say That I Dislike The Young. I'm Simply Not A Fan Of Naïveté.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

I Always Make A Big Effort To Make A Distinction Between What Is Actually Worse Or What Is Just Worse About Not Being 21. Of Course, It's Much Worse Not To Be 21. This Is A Given. But There Are Things That Are Worse.

Nature Is By And Large To Be Found Out Of Doors, A Location Where, It Cannot Be Argued, There Are Never Enough Comfortable Chairs.