90 Per Cent Of Success Is Turning

The Only Thing Standing Between Me And Greatness Is Me.

My Father Owned A Small Piece Of Land. He Carried It With Him Wherever He Went.

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.