The Only Thing Standing Between Me And

Early In Life, I Was Visited By The Bluebird Of Anxiety

I Never Thought I Was Doing Anyone A Favour By Bringing Children Into The World. With People As Cruel To Each Other As They Are, It's A Terrible Proposition. The Best Of Lives Are Sad And Tragic. The Best Of Them. My General Conclusion Is That It's Not A Nice Thing To Do. The World Doesn't Need It. The Kid Doesn't Need It.

If Man Were Immortal, Do You Realize What His Meat Bills Would Be?

A "bay Area Bisexual" Told Me I Didn't Quite Coincide With Either Of Her Desires.

Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every Once In Awhile He Needs A Salad.