People Will Pay More To Be Entertained

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.

Democracy Means That Anyone Can Grow Up To Be President, And Anyone Who Doesn't Grow Up Can Be Vice President.

In Hollywood If You Don't Have A Shrink, People Think You're Crazy.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".