People Say That Money Is Not The

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

When You're First-generation Money, You Want To Say, "i Got A Mercedes And A Rolls And A Lamborghini. Take A Look." When You're Second-generation Money, You're Very Quiet Behind Your Country Club Doors. I Think That's Why People Are Much More Aware. It's The First-generation Wives That Have The Huge Rings And The Second-generation Says, "everyone Be Quiet As We Get On Our Yacht Or Our Private Plane."

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.