Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through A Microscope.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.