A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine;

Man Was Created A Little Lower Than The Angels And Has Been Getting A Little Lower Ever Since.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply Has Always Been In Excess Of The Demand.