Our Good Time Is Sitting In A

To Me, If Life Boils Down To One Thing, It's Movement. To Live Is To Keep Moving.

I Wrote An Article On A New Porsche For 'automobile Magazine.' I Knew The Editor, And She Asked Me To Write This Article. So I'm More Proud Of That Than Anything.

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

Keep Your Head Up In Failure And Your Head Down In Success.

I Know I'm Not Going To Understand Women. I'll Never Understand How You Can Take Boiling Hot Wax, Pour It Onto Your Upper Thigh, Rip The Hair Out By The Root, And Still Be Afraid Of A Spider.