If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really

Dogs Want To Be People. That's What Their Lives Are About. They Don't Like Being A Dog. They're With People All The Time, They Want To Graduate. My Dog Would Sit There All Day, He Would Watch Me Walk By, He Would Think To Himself, "i Could Do That! He's Not That Good.

I Once Had A Leather Jacket That Got Ruined In The Rain. Why Does Moisture Ruin Leather? Aren't Cows Outside A Lot Of The Time? When It's Raining, Do Cows Go Up To The Farmhouse, "let Us In! We're All Wearing Leather! Open The Door! We're Going To Ruin The Whole Outfit Here!"

I Always Did Well On The Essay Questions. Just Put Everything You Know On There, Maybe You'll Hit It.

Boy, I Miss The Days They Made Toys That Could Kill A Kid.

Dating Is Pressure And Tension. What Is A Date, Really, But A Job Interview That Lasts All Night?